(Source: super-lintendo)

I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.

(Source: sheisnotme1, via myheavyheart)

A good night’s sleep, or a ten minute bawl, or a pint of ice cream, or all three together, is good medicine.

Ray Bradbury (via her0inchic)

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itscolossal:

The Port Vieux Pavilion: A Mirrored Canopy Constructed on a French Wharf (via designboom)

heavy-metal-goat:

Gangnam style acoustic? This even sounds good! Thanks @sango for sending me :D

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How much time do you have for me to tell you the story of Black Swan?

(Source: kunissexual)